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About Brad Park Sucks
Our Pupose
At Brad Park Sucks, we believe wholeheartedly and unequivocally that BRAD PARK SUCKS. Our services are designed to provide a fun and educational experience for 18+ adults. Whether you're a seasoned pro or a first-time Brad adventurer, we have something for everyone (except kids, please keep them away from Brad). This site serves no purpose and has been a colossal waste of time for those involved. If it were possible to get the time wasted on this site back, I would do it in a heartbeat.
Community Involvement
At Brad Park Sucks, we believe in giving back to the community. We’re not sure how or when, but we sure do believe in it. As you can see, Brad HATES the community.
Facts About Brad
Why Does Brad Park Suck?
- Ugly
- Hates hanging with the boys
- Doesn't care about tradition - would rather go south than to St. Ignace because "it's too cold"
- Gives dogs inappropriate amounts of peanut butter, don't ask how he gives it to them..
- Believes that Emilio was a victim and that all of his hits were clean
- Has a wine named after him - the wine sucks, unsurprisingly
- Smells from not showering frequently
- Encourages bad behavior from friends, getting them in trouble with their wives
- Strong hairline, makes others with shitty wispy hair jealous - dick move
- Postpones scheduled leave times for trips with no notice after people have taken time off work
- Wears cardigans too frequently
- Would rather make a quick buck than donate his used furniture to the needy
